01.06.05: A Royal Celebration
In attendance at the UK Embassy on 31st May 2005 were:
KING MICHAEL 1st
KING LEIF 1st
THE KING OF SCOTLAND
THE MINISTER FOR DIRTY TRICKS & SMEAR CAMPAIGNS
THE MINISTER FOR MEDIA
THE MINISTER FOR WORDS
THE MINISTER FOR ASTRAL PROJECTION
THE MINISTER FOR SHAGGING
THE MINISTER FOR DISTRESSED BORDERS
THE MINISTER FOR CONTEMPLATION [incorporating The Scooter Protectorate]
CITIZEN ESTHER WILLIAMS
PRINCESS MARIA von HAUSSWOLFF
and
THE FILIPINA MAID
Apologia
THE MINISTER FOR NOSTALGIA
and
THE MINISTER FOR PIERCINGS & INCONSOLABILITY
express their condolences, but are in Washington DC.
photos by Maria von Hausswolff:
